If you’re experiencing pain and suffering right now…
Not getting the opportunities you want,
Never having the right person come into your life,
or always feeling like your bank account is inching closer to zero,
it’s not your fault.
It’s because an evil spirit has latched on to you.
Follow these instructions now to cleanse and protect yourself.
These instructions will give your soul the divine light and guidance that’s needed to banish these evil entities.
With this, you’ll be able to heal from within, and attract all the love and wealth you’ve always dreamed of.
Banish these evil entities now.
— from Spam