I have this unhealthy relationship to America: It’s like a girl you once fell in love with, hearing hear laugh just sent you straight to heaven and she was the most beautiful being you’ve ever seen. Now that you fell out of love you realise that her giggling is hysterical and she has crooked teeth and what the hell is she doing with that curl of hair all the time?! Everything was all wine and roses, now everything just disgusts me: Which, of course, is more about me than it is about America.