{"id":3961,"date":"2021-12-29T20:43:58","date_gmt":"2021-12-29T20:43:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.destroyphotography.com\/destroyphotography\/?p=3961"},"modified":"2022-04-10T20:04:58","modified_gmt":"2022-04-10T20:04:58","slug":"eat-the-tables-the-chairs-the-napkins-who-cares","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.destroyphotography.com\/destroyphotography\/2021\/12\/29\/eat-the-tables-the-chairs-the-napkins-who-cares\/","title":{"rendered":"Eat the tables, the chairs, the napkins, who cares?"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Everybody Eats When They Come To My House
\nCab Calloway<\/p>\n

Have a banana, Hannah
\nTry the salami, Tommy
\nGet with the gravy, Davy
\nEverybody eats when they come to my house<\/p>\n

Try a tomato, Plato
\nHere’s cacciatore, Dory
\nTaste the bologna, Tony
\nEverybody eats when they come to my house<\/p>\n

I fix your favorite dishes
\nHopin’ this good food fills ya
\nWork my hands to the bone in the kitchen alone
\nYou better eat if it kills ya<\/p>\n

Pass me a pancake, Mandrake
\nHave an hors d’oeuvre-y, Irvy
\nLook in the fendel, Mendel
\nEverybody eats when they come to my house<\/p>\n

Hannah, Davy, Tommy, Dora, Mandrake
\nEverybody eats when they come to my house<\/p>\n

Pastafazoola, Tallulah
\nOh, do have a bagel, Fagel
\nNow, don’t be so bashful, Nashville
\nEverybody eats when they come to my house<\/p>\n

Hey, this is a party, Marty
\nWell, you get the cherry, Jerry
\nNow look, don’t be so picky, Mickey
\n‘Cause everybody eats when they come to my house<\/p>\n

All of my friends are welcome
\nDon’t make me coax you, moax you
\nEat the tables, the chairs, the napkins, who cares?
\nYou gotta eat if it chokes you<\/p>\n

Oh, do have a knish, Nisha
\nPass him the latke, Matke
\nChile con carne for Barney
\nEverybody eats when they come to my house<\/p>\n

Face, buster, chair, chops, fump
\nEverybody eats when they come to my house<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

— Cab Callloway, Everybody Eats when they come to my house<\/p>\n

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